Let me tell you the game I was playing with a kid I love. He’s almost nine and has been into tough guy myths lately. He works out, so he’s extraordinarily strong for his age and thinks he’s safe against getting attacked. So I asked him:
“A guy attacks you. What do you do?”
“Defend myself.”
“You died. Try again. A guy attacks you. What do you do?” (more…)
Posted: February 13th, 2012
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